Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.

Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.

For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.

Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful.

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!