For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.
Any woman who canโt say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.
Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.
Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.
I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.