Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.

Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.

I've done everything in the theatre except marry a property man.

Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful.