I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

Wrong is for other people.

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.