I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

When love is out of your life, you're through in a way. Because while it is there it's like a motor that's going, you have such vitality to do things, big things, because love is goosing you all the time.

Wrong is for other people.

Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't.

Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful.

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.

I've done everything in the theatre except marry a property man.