I come out before an audience and maybe my house burned down an hour ago, maybe my husband stayed out all night, but I stand there. ... I got them with me, right there in my hand and comfortable. That's my job, to make them comfortable, because if they wanted to be nervous they could have stayed home and added up their bills.

Wrong is for other people.

Without love it is like having a good song without an audience.

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

For ten thousand dollars, I'd endorse an opium pipe.

When love is out of your life, you're through in a way. Because while it is there it's like a motor that's going, you have such vitality to do things, big things, because love is goosing you all the time.

I've done everything in the theatre except marry a property man.