Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't.

I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

Wrong is for other people.

Without love it is like having a good song without an audience.

I come out before an audience and maybe my house burned down an hour ago, maybe my husband stayed out all night, but I stand there. ... I got them with me, right there in my hand and comfortable. That's my job, to make them comfortable, because if they wanted to be nervous they could have stayed home and added up their bills.