I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be.

Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.

I come out before an audience and maybe my house burned down an hour ago, maybe my husband stayed out all night, but I stand there. ... I got them with me, right there in my hand and comfortable. That's my job, to make them comfortable, because if they wanted to be nervous they could have stayed home and added up their bills.

Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should be, because sooner or later, if you are posing, you will forget the pose, and then where are you?

I've done everything in the theatre except marry a property man.

Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful.