I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!
Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.
You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!
Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.
Anyone who can't say blank is deceitful.
I'm a bad woman, but I'm damn good company.