Love is like a card trick. After you know how it works, it's no fun any more.

Without love it is like having a good song without an audience.

Esther Williams? Wet, she's a star. Dry, she ain't.

Men always fall for frigid women because they put on the best show.

Wrong is for other people.

Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.

You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever? I should say not! Any minute now they're going to be out! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!