Spinsterhood is Nature's Own Feminism.

America is the only country in the world where you can suffer culture shock without leaving home.

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.

There is nothing wrong with "women's studies" that studying the right women can't cure, but feminist literary scholars have a penchant for dragging the rivers of deserved obscurity for third-rate neurotics.

He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.

Spinsterhood is Nature's Own Feminism.