The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes that do not contain a grandmoth.

America is the only country in the world where you can suffer culture shock without leaving home.

My object is to live in a place that does not call itself 'the community with a heart.' I want one of those godforsaken towns where all the young people leave and the rest sit on the porch with a rifle across their knees.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

I'm for prayer in the schools because ritual and ceremony are calming and civilizing, and the little fartlings should be tamped down whenever possible.

Real feminism is spinsterhood. It's time America admitted that old maids give all women a good name.

Let's bring back grandmothers! A real family consists of three generations. It's time Americans stopped worrying about interference and being a burden on the children and regrouped under one roof.