Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.
Fran LebowitzIf there had been a job of being a reader, I would have taken that, because I love to read and I don't love to write. That would be blissful.
Fran LebowitzThe best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat.
Fran Lebowitz[On parenthood:] You can't change your mind--you know, and say, this isn't working out, let's sell.
Fran Lebowitz