Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.

I hate, simply, to work. I just hate to work, period. I am profoundly slothful. Practically inert.

I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.

American women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.

The main symptom of falling in love is that you lose your intellectual prowess.

Food is definitely important part of your balanced diet.

I used to buy all my shirts at Brooks Brothers, but that was completely ruined about 20 years ago. They discontinued the shirt I liked. If I had only known this - I mean, if you're going to discontinue an item that thousands and thousands of people buy, announce it. Say, 'We will no longer be making our excellent Brooks Brothers cotton shirts that we made for 5,000 years. We're going to change them in some awful way. We're alerting you so you can buy a lifetime supply.' Shirts don't go bad, they're not peaches.