Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

All the time I'm not writing I feel like a criminal. It's horrible to feel felonious every second of the day. It's much more relaxing to actually write.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

I hate writing. I will do anything to avoid it. The only way I could write less was if I was dead.

While it is undeniably true that people love a surprise, it is equally true that they are seldom pleased to suddenly and without warning happen upon a series of prunes in what they took to be a normal loin of pork.

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.

When someone asks, 'Why do you think he's not calling me?' there's always one answer - 'He's not interested.' There's not ever any other answer.