I hate, simply, to work. I just hate to work, period. I am profoundly slothful. Practically inert.
Fran LebowitzCheese that is required by law to append the word food to its title does not go well with red wine or fruit.
Fran LebowitzIt would also have been helpful to have gone to a Catholic grammar school. The only people who know grammar are those people who went to Catholic grammar school. Those nuns beat it into them.
Fran LebowitzI could not possibly be in a relationship now for more than six days. When I was younger, I might have said six months, although I think the longest relationship I was ever in was three years.
Fran Lebowitz