Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.

If you feel the urge to write, just lie down and read a book: it will pass.

Whenever I am doing anything else, which is most of the time, even if it is not something like robbing a bank, I feel felonious. Writing is what I'm supposed to be doing.

I never would start writing before midnight and I would finish at, like, seven in the morning.

Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??

Without these tourists, New York would be fantastic. I don't want them to come. Stay home!

American women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.