Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.

The first step in having any successful war is getting people to fight it.

[On parenthood:] You can't change your mind--you know, and say, this isn't working out, let's sell.

A person who actually knows how to wear clothes...they would look good in any clothes. You see this especially at the Academy Awards. Even if the dresses are beautiful and expensive and important, the actresses can't always carry them. Sometimes I feel like saying to them, "Act! You know how to act, you're an actor. You're about to win an award for, I don't know, convincingly playing that Venezuelan nun who went to war. Now act like you can wear this dress.".

Lifestyle. Not a word at all, really - rather a wordette. A genuine case of more is less. ... the word life and the word style are, except in rare cases (and chances are that you're not of them), mutually exclusive.

The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.