I never wanted to have any extra money, if it meant having to have any extra work.
Writers have problems writing sex scenes, because writing one really well is pornography.
Your responsibility as a parent is never great as the case is with the mother.
Do not approach with anything even resembling assurance a restaurant that moves.
My favorite way to wake up is to have a certain French movie star whisper to me softly at two-thirty in the afternoon that if I want to get to Sweden in time to pick up my Nobel Prize for Literature, I had better ring for breakfast. This occurs rather less often than one might wish.
Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.