Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.

there are two kinds of music - good music and bad music. Good music is music that I want to hear. Bad music is music that I don't want to hear.

Life is so absurd now that it is almost impossible to be a satirist in this era.

The first step in having any successful war is getting people to fight it.

I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.

I hate writing. I will do anything to avoid it. The only way I could write less was if I was dead.

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.