If in addition to being physically unattractive you find that you do not get along well with others, do not under any circumstances attempt to alleviate this situation by developing an interesting personality. An interesting personality, is, in an adult, insufferable. In a teenager it is frequently punishable by law.

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are leaking.

Children are much less annoying [than adults] and they never start trends.

The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.