I hate all jobs. I've never had a job I liked.

You should make it hard on yourself to write so you’re easier to read.

To me, O'Hara is the real Fitzgerald.

Your grandparents did not endure the indignities of a steerage journey to Ellis Island so that you could stand outside a discothèque and beg a wallpaper designer to take you in with him.

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house.

The downfall of most diets is that they restrict your intake of food.