I hate all jobs. I've never had a job I liked.

Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

I wouldn't say that I dislike the young. I'm simply not a fan of naïveté.

It's very important who the president of the United States is. America is a great idea, so that's why it's a great country.

I wish that real estate were cheaper and clothes were more expensive.

When I was young, I liked romance. But to me, romance is the opposite of domestic life. I just don't want anyone in the apartment, not for longer than a few hours.