I hate all jobs. I've never had a job I liked.

Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.

Do not approach with anything even resembling assurance a restaurant that moves.

Things that people will say to me, mostly, is that you shouldn't have all these books. It's too expensive.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

if you live in New York and you have a guest room, you have guests. So I think it's best not to have a guest room.

Communism requires of its adherents that they arise early and participate in a strenuous round of calisthenics. To someone who wishes that cigarettes came already lit the thought of such exertion at an hour when decent people are just nodding off is thoroughly abhorrent.