Whenever I am doing anything else, which is most of the time, even if it is not something like robbing a bank, I feel felonious. Writing is what I'm supposed to be doing.

If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweater?

If people don't hold grudges, it means they just don't care what people do.

How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

While clothes with pictures and/or writing on them are not entirely an invention of the modern age, they are an unpleasant indication of the general state of things. ... I mean, be realistic. If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweater?

Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness.