I just can't smile at people for money.

When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury.

Things that people will say to me, mostly, is that you shouldn't have all these books. It's too expensive.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.

I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.

If you don't have children and you don't have a job, you have time for friendship ... People who have jobs are not the best friends to have. It's better to be friends with people who are unemployed.