The only appropriate response to the question, 'Can I be frank?' is, 'Yes, if I can be Barbara.

Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

I just can't smile at people for money.

I drove a cab. But all the girls I knew when I was young who had to work - there were rich girls - but the ones who had to work were waitresses. Because you could always get shifts in a restaurant.

I'm sure that being sober all these years accounts for my ill humor.

I have always preferred the company of older people. No one in the history of the world has had less interest in the young than I do. I am not interested in what young people are thinking. They're thinking less than old people, of course. I mean, what could they be thinking? And what are they doing? They're doing the same stupid things you did.