The only appropriate response to the question, 'Can I be frank?' is, 'Yes, if I can be Barbara.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

Commercials and sometimes other guests - it's the down side of TV. Other people - it's the downside of life in general.

Donald Trump is not my fault. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump.

Because I was young, I had this long hair, and people used to try to tip me with joints.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.