I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.

People elect the President for reasons that have nothing to do with his ability to be president.

The truth is that most families have no smart ones and no pretty ones. Most families are a bunch of unattractive dopes. And it turns out that the Bush family, like most families, has no smart ones. I was not surprised to see this.

Commercials and sometimes other guests - it's the down side of TV. Other people - it's the downside of life in general.

Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.

I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.

I've always been old at heart.