I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.

Notoriously insensitive to subtle shifts in mood, children will persist in discussing the color of a recently sighted cement-mixer long after one's own interest in the topic has waned.

Not writing is probably the most exhausting profession I've ever encountered.

Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.

Local television shows do not, in general, supply make-up artists. The exception to this is Los Angeles, an unusually generous city in this regard, since they also provide this service for radio appearances.

What starts love is your ability to stupefy and blind yourself to the point of being able to fall in love. What stops it is waking up.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.