All of television's appalling, but this is hardly a new statement.
To me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab.
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.
There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.