If people don't hold grudges, it means they just don't care what people do.

[On parenthood:] You can't change your mind--you know, and say, this isn't working out, let's sell.

Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote yourself to it.

Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word "collectible" as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

I hate money. It is boring and it is arithmetic. The two things I hate the most.

American women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.