If people don't hold grudges, it means they just don't care what people do.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

No one earns $100 million. You steal $100 million.

I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.

To me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab.

Donald Trump is not my fault. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump.

You sit or stand in the subway, and you look around - I do, because I don't have a phone so I'm not playing a game - and you see people.