If people don't hold grudges, it means they just don't care what people do.

I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.

The first time I ever saw platform shoes in the '70s, I knew they'd been revived from the '40s, and I felt sickened. And for whatever reason, they keep getting revived. They've come back four times. I wish we could let them die. They want to die. They were horrible then, they're horrible now.

I never wanted to have any extra money, if it meant having to have any extra work.

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

The first step in having any successful war is getting people to fight it.

Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.