The only appropriate response to the question, 'Can I be frank?' is, 'Yes, if I can be Barbara.
Fran Lebowitzif you live in New York and you have a guest room, you have guests. So I think it's best not to have a guest room.
Fran LebowitzIf your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.
Fran LebowitzI love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possible company and safe because sleep is the consummate protection against the unseemliness that is the invariable consequence of being awake. What you don't know won't hurt you. Sleep is death without the responsibility.
Fran Lebowitz