My dream writing room would be the Imperial Library in Vienna.

Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??

for someone such as myself, who is kind of feckless and immature, it's better to have rich friends than to be rich yourself, because then you have wealth without the responsibility. You get to go to their houses, and you get acquainted with a level of furniture that you cannot provide for yourself. Furniture, I think is the most important attribute of rich people.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

Life was certainly more entertaining when people were indulging their vices as opposed to going to meetings to indulge in a new vice: discussing their innermost thoughts in public.

Donald Trump is not my fault. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump.

I wish that real estate were cheaper and clothes were more expensive.