Donald Trump is not my fault. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump.

Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

I've never seen the Kardashians; I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

I am not... totally unreceptive to colour providing it makes its appearance quietly, deferentially, and without undue fanfare.