Donald Trump is not my fault. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump.

Raisins are a thing that lasts, they come in small boxes, and you always feel like eating raisins, even at six in the morning. A raisin is always an appropriate snack.

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.

There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.

Spilling your guts is just exactly as charming as it sounds.

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

modern science was largely conceived of as an answer to the servant problem and ... it is generally practiced by those who lack a flair for conversation.