Donald Trump is not my fault. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump.

Did it ever occur to anyone that if you put nice libraries in public schools you wouldn't have to put them in prisons?

if you live in New York and you have a guest room, you have guests. So I think it's best not to have a guest room.

The Italians are the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.

The first time I ever saw platform shoes in the '70s, I knew they'd been revived from the '40s, and I felt sickened. And for whatever reason, they keep getting revived. They've come back four times. I wish we could let them die. They want to die. They were horrible then, they're horrible now.

My favorite way to wake up is to have a certain French movie star whisper to me softly at two-thirty in the afternoon that if I want to get to Sweden in time to pick up my Nobel Prize for Literature, I had better ring for breakfast. This occurs rather less often than one might wish.

Telling someone he looks healthy isn't a compliment -- it's a second opinion.