Because I was young, I had this long hair, and people used to try to tip me with joints.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.

Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.

Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.

Take away a man's actual sense of manhood - which is conventionally based on the ability to work, to earn money, to be self-sufficient, to provide for children - and you've got to give them something else. And they did.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

Not writing is probably the most exhausting profession I've ever encountered.