I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.

[On parenthood:] You can't change your mind--you know, and say, this isn't working out, let's sell.

When it comes to sports I am not particularly interested. Generally speaking, I look upon them as dangerous and tiring activities performed by people with whom I share nothing except the right to trial by jury.

If there had been a job of being a reader, I would have taken that, because I love to read and I don't love to write. That would be blissful.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why is the sky blue?" and "What does a cow say?" are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than "Where's your manuscript?" "Why haven't you called?" and "Who's your lawyer?"