I'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

If you read a lot, nothing is as great as you've imagined. Venice is - Venice is better.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

When I fly, I'm never afraid the plane is going to crash. But there have often been times when I was afraid it wouldn't crash. I was just afraid it was going to circle O'Hare for the rest of my life.

For the movie review columns, I always knew exactly what I was going to write about - the movies.