Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.

People who get married because they're in love make a ridiculous mistake. It makes much more sense to marry your best friend. You like your best friend more than anyone you're ever going to be in love with. You dont choose your best friend because they have a cute nose.

Life is so absurd now that it is almost impossible to be a satirist in this era.

To lose yourself in a book is the desire of the bookworm. I mean to be taken. That is my desire.

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

Your responsibility as a parent is not as great as you might imagine. You need not supply the world with the next conqueror of disease or major motion picture star. If your child simply grows up to be someone who does not use the word "collectible" as a noun, you can consider yourself an unqualified success.