Generally speaking, it is inhumane to detain a fleeting insight.

I hate, simply, to work. I just hate to work, period. I am profoundly slothful. Practically inert.

Telling someone he looks healthy isn't a compliment -- it's a second opinion.

The main symptom of falling in love is that you lose your intellectual prowess.

In Rome people spend most of their time having lunch. And they do it very well - Rome is unquestionably the lunch capital of the world.

I'm like the laziest person who ever lived. It's amazing to me I even sit up.

New York was always more expensive than any other place in the United States, but you could live in New York - and by New York, I mean Manhattan. Brooklyn was the borough of grandparents. We didn't live well. We lived in these horrible places. But you could live in New York. And you didn't have to think about money every second.