I hate writing. I will do anything to avoid it. The only way I could write less was if I was dead.
Fran LebowitzPeople who get married because they're in love make a ridiculous mistake. It makes much more sense to marry your best friend. You like your best friend more than anyone you're ever going to be in love with. You dont choose your best friend because they have a cute nose.
Fran LebowitzInstead of writing it wrong six times and then writing it right, I think it wrong six times and then write it right the seventh time.
Fran LebowitzNo one's supposed to be the president. This is not England. And it's not just the Bush family, all families designate each child as having some particular trait.
Fran Lebowitz