There are too many books. The books are terrible. And this is because you have been taught to have self-esteem.
Fran LebowitzIf you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Fran LebowitzNow people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??
Fran Lebowitz[Friendships] are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail.
Fran Lebowitz