Instead of writing it wrong six times and then writing it right, I think it wrong six times and then write it right the seventh time.

The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?

Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

While clothes with pictures and/or writing on them are not entirely an invention of the modern age, they are an unpleasant indication of the general state of things. ... I mean, be realistic. If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweater?

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

Lifestyle. Not a word at all, really - rather a wordette. A genuine case of more is less. ... the word life and the word style are, except in rare cases (and chances are that you're not of them), mutually exclusive.