Instead of writing it wrong six times and then writing it right, I think it wrong six times and then write it right the seventh time.

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won't feel like watching.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

A dog who thinks he is a man's best friend is a dog who obviously has never met a tax lawyer.

Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

It's very important who the president of the United States is. America is a great idea, so that's why it's a great country.

The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are leaking.