This idea that people have to love and understand each other is absurd. It's not human nature.
Fran LebowitzAlbert Einstein didn't care where he lived. Albert Einstein was a genius. Albert Einstein wasn't getting lost in the master bedroom, he was lost in thought.
Fran LebowitzI'd like to decide who comes here. I'd like to be the admissions director of New York.
Fran LebowitzDemocracy is an interesting, even laudable, notion and there is no question but that when compared to Communism, which is too dull, or Fascism, which is too exciting, it emerges as the most palatable form of government.
Fran Lebowitz