Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.

Money...buys privacy, silence. The less money you have, the noisier it is; the thinner your walls, the closer your neighbors.... The first thing you notice when you step into the house or apartment of a rich person is how quiet it is.

People who get married because they're in love make a ridiculous mistake. It makes much more sense to marry your best friend. You like your best friend more than anyone you're ever going to be in love with. You dont choose your best friend because they have a cute nose.

To me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab.

I think one manifestation of integrity is holding a grudge. Saying no is a little different. Holding a grudge is the modern equivalent of having standards.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.