What starts love is your ability to stupefy and blind yourself to the point of being able to fall in love. What stops it is waking up.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house.

Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.

The only appropriate response to the question, 'Can I be frank?' is, 'Yes, if I can be Barbara.

A woman's quest in life should be to find the perfect apartment. And I have found the perfect apartment. The perfect apartment is the first floor of the Metropolitan Museum. With a sofa.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.