What starts love is your ability to stupefy and blind yourself to the point of being able to fall in love. What stops it is waking up.

The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.

All of television's appalling, but this is hardly a new statement.

Lifestyle. Not a word at all, really - rather a wordette. A genuine case of more is less. ... the word life and the word style are, except in rare cases (and chances are that you're not of them), mutually exclusive.

It is imperative when flying coach that you restrain any tendency toward the vividly imaginative. For although it may momentarily appear to be the case, it is not at all likely that the cabin is entirely inhabited by crying babies smoking inexpensive domestic cigars.

Things that people will say to me, mostly, is that you shouldn't have all these books. It's too expensive.

I just can't smile at people for money.