You don't have to lay an egg to know if it tastes good.
When someone asks, 'Why do you think he's not calling me?' there's always one answer - 'He's not interested.' There's not ever any other answer.
All of television's appalling, but this is hardly a new statement.
I just write when fear overtakes me.
The great thing about New Jersey is that it's close to New York.
I've never seen the Kardashians; I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.