White grapes are very attractive but when it comes to dessert people generally like cake with icing.

A person who actually knows how to wear clothes...they would look good in any clothes. You see this especially at the Academy Awards. Even if the dresses are beautiful and expensive and important, the actresses can't always carry them. Sometimes I feel like saying to them, "Act! You know how to act, you're an actor. You're about to win an award for, I don't know, convincingly playing that Venezuelan nun who went to war. Now act like you can wear this dress.".

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

[Friendships] are easy to get out of compared to love affairs, but they are not easy to get out of compared to, say, jail.

Favorite animal: steak.

If you feel the urge to write, just lie down and read a book: it will pass.

There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.