If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.

I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.

Writing pornography is deadly, nothing duller. I mean a toll-taker has a more exciting life than a pornographer.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.

In New York, people are very overbooked.You say, When do you want to have dinner? It's May. They say, What about October? And then they complain: Oh you can't believe how booked up I am.

The first step in having any successful war is getting people to fight it.

Scientists are rarely to be counted among the fun people. Awkward at parties, shy with strangers, deficient in irony - they have had no choice but to turn their attention to the close study of everyday objects.