If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.

Citizen's Band radio renders one accessible to a wide variety of people from all walks of life. It should not be forgotten that all walks of life include conceptual artists, dry cleaners, and living poets.

Writers have problems writing sex scenes, because writing one really well is pornography.

The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.

People always say "pop culture." As if we have some high culture to distinguish it from.

There's also the idea in this country [USA], it's not wholly new, but it's new in its kind of purity, in that you have to be really smart to be really rich. I always say to people, the reason people believe this is a) they've never met a really smart person, and b) they've never met a really rich person. I have met both, and I cannot see the crossover. You do not have to be a genius to get rich. You have to be ruthless to get rich.

How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.