Will power is not telling anybody you quit smoking.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.

I never had a typewriter. I never had any machines.

Screenwriting is not an artform, it is a punishment from God.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.

The other day I read that last year 58 million tourists came to New York ... where a puny eight million people are trying to live. Unless they own a hotel chain, I don't think a single one of these eight million people are happy about this.