remember this: no matter how politely or distinctly you ask a Parisian a question he will persist in answering you in French.
Fran LebowitzThe Word Lady: Most Often Used to Describe Someone You Wouldn't Want to Talk to for Even Five Minutes.
Fran LebowitzInstead of writing it wrong six times and then writing it right, I think it wrong six times and then write it right the seventh time.
Fran LebowitzWhen I saw a phone on a plane for the first time, I panicked ... I thought people were going to call me.
Fran Lebowitz