Civilised adults do not take apple juice with dinner.

if you live in New York and you have a guest room, you have guests. So I think it's best not to have a guest room.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.

All of television's appalling, but this is hardly a new statement.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

It is, in fact, safe to assume that, more often than not, life imitates craft, for who among us can say that our experience does not more closely resemble a macramé plant holder than it does a painting by Seurat. When it comes to art, life is the biggest copycat in the matter of the frame.

The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are leaking.