Why not have your first baby at sixty, when your husband is already dead and your career is over? Then you can really devote yourself to it.

I never had a typewriter. I never had any machines.

Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??

Middle class was defined by having certain values and only a certain amount of money. But this new middle class seems to have absolutely no values and an unlimited amount of money.

If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.

The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.

The truth is that most families have no smart ones and no pretty ones. Most families are a bunch of unattractive dopes. And it turns out that the Bush family, like most families, has no smart ones. I was not surprised to see this.