I'd like to decide who comes here. I'd like to be the admissions director of New York.

I've never seen the Kardashians; I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.

Not writing is probably the most exhausting profession I've ever encountered.

White grapes are very attractive but when it comes to dessert people generally like cake with icing.

Not writing is probably the most exhausting profession I've ever encountered. It takes it out of you. It's very psychically wearing not to write - I mean if you're supposed to be writing.

I prefer dead writers because you don't run into them at parties.

I used to love to write. As a child I used to write all the time. I loved to write up until the second I got my first professional writing job. It turns out it's not that I hate to write. I hate, simply, to work.