I'd like to decide who comes here. I'd like to be the admissions director of New York.

One of the big mistakes they made in Europe is that the circumstances in which you most frequently read or hear the word "race" or "racism" in Europe applies to Muslims. Which is not a race. It is a religion. You can convert to this. You cannot convert your race. I could become a Muslim. I could not become a Chinese person or a black person. So they constantly use that in Europe.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult.

Luckily when you drive a cab there are two things: You don't have a boss in the cab with you, and you are not facing the people that you are making money from.

No one's supposed to be the president. This is not England. And it's not just the Bush family, all families designate each child as having some particular trait.

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.