I don't like the kind of country living where you have to help. I like country living where there is help.

There are some short essays that are very grave, and most contemporary novels are lighter than air.

Instead of writing it wrong six times and then writing it right, I think it wrong six times and then write it right the seventh time.

Contrary to what many of you may imagine, a career in letters is not without its drawbacks - chief among them the unpleasant fact that one is frequently called upon to sit down and write.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

A great many people in Los Angeles are on special diets that restrict their intake of synthetic foods. The reason for this appears to be a widely held belief that organically grown fruits and vegetables make the cocaine work faster.