There are certain relationships I think I'm great at: I'm the world's greatest daughter. I'm a great relative. I believe I'm a great friend.
Fran LebowitzSpecial-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
Fran LebowitzYour grandparents did not endure the indignities of a steerage journey to Ellis Island so that you could stand outside a discothรจque and beg a wallpaper designer to take you in with him.
Fran Lebowitz