I do not think everyone is created equal. In fact, I know they're not. [The Constitution] means that everyone should have the same laws as everyone else. It doesn't mean that everyone's as smart or as cute or as lucky as everyone else.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

People who get married because they're in love make a ridiculous mistake. It makes much more sense to marry your best friend. You like your best friend more than anyone you're ever going to be in love with. You dont choose your best friend because they have a cute nose.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.

I never had a typewriter. I never had any machines.

What starts love is your ability to stupefy and blind yourself to the point of being able to fall in love. What stops it is waking up.

I could not possibly be in a relationship now for more than six days. When I was younger, I might have said six months, although I think the longest relationship I was ever in was three years.