Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Andy Warhol made fame more famous.

Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house.

I wish that real estate were cheaper and clothes were more expensive.

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens.

If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweater?

Perhaps one of the more noteworthy trends of our time is the occupation of buildings accompanied by the taking of hostages. The perpetrators of these deeds are generally motivated by political grievance, social injustice, and the deeply felt desire to see how they look on TV.