We live in a culture where everyone is perfectly willing to do this [to make a lot of money], and they're just looking for the opportunity. Obviously, a person who is really dumb is not gonna make a zillion dollars. But for a person who is really smart, really smart, it's a boring pursuit. It's not endlessly fascinating.
Fran LebowitzThe effect of AIDS was like a war in a minute country. Like, in World War I, a whole generation of Englishmen died all at once. And with AIDS, a whole generation of gay men died practically all at once, within a couple of years.
Fran LebowitzI'm a horrible girlfriend. I always was. I'm great at the beginning, because I can be very romantic.
Fran LebowitzI hate, simply, to work. I just hate to work, period. I am profoundly slothful. Practically inert.
Fran LebowitzI'd like to decide who comes here. I'd like to be the admissions director of New York.
Fran Lebowitz