Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum.

Local television shows do not, in general, supply make-up artists. The exception to this is Los Angeles, an unusually generous city in this regard, since they also provide this service for radio appearances.

The first step in having any successful war is getting people to fight it.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

Donald Trump is not my fault. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump.

I had to go on TV with the president of the Catholic League, which is not an official organization at all, just a lot of Catholics, or maybe it's just this guy. He demanded to de-fund art completely and argued that taxpayers should not pay for it. I said people who represent the Catholic Church shouldn't talk about taxes.