Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.

Without these tourists, New York would be fantastic. I don't want them to come. Stay home!

Children are much less annoying [than adults] and they never start trends.

I have a hard time writing. Most writers have a hard time writing. I have a harder time than most because I'm lazier than most. I don't want to brag, but I'm the laziest person I have ever known.

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

Democracy is an interesting, even laudable, notion and there is no question but that when compared to Communism, which is too dull, or Fascism, which is too exciting, it emerges as the most palatable form of government.