Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

You're only as good as your last haircut.

Children are much less annoying [than adults] and they never start trends.

Forcing people into a situation where they're supposed to adore each other is probably bad. But letting people get on and off the 6 train without stabbing each other, that's good.

In conversation you can use timing, a look, an inflection. But on the page all you have is commas, dashes, the amount of syllables in a word. When I write, I read everything out loud to get the right rhythm.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

When someone asks, 'Why do you think he's not calling me?' there's always one answer - 'He's not interested.' There's not ever any other answer.