Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

if you live in New York and you have a guest room, you have guests. So I think it's best not to have a guest room.

Screenwriting is not an artform, it is a punishment from God.

Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

Do not approach with anything even resembling assurance a restaurant that moves.

I woke up at five o'clock in the morning with the whole first paragraph in my head. Now, this just shows what a slothful person I am: I tried to go back to sleep.