Luckily when you drive a cab there are two things: You don't have a boss in the cab with you, and you are not facing the people that you are making money from.

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens.

When someone asks, 'Why do you think he's not calling me?' there's always one answer - 'He's not interested.' There's not ever any other answer.

Money...buys privacy, silence. The less money you have, the noisier it is; the thinner your walls, the closer your neighbors.... The first thing you notice when you step into the house or apartment of a rich person is how quiet it is.

I hate writing. I will do anything to avoid it. The only way I could write less was if I was dead.