The other day I read that last year 58 million tourists came to New York ... where a puny eight million people are trying to live. Unless they own a hotel chain, I don't think a single one of these eight million people are happy about this.

I could not possibly be in a relationship now for more than six days. When I was younger, I might have said six months, although I think the longest relationship I was ever in was three years.

Writing pornography is deadly, nothing duller. I mean a toll-taker has a more exciting life than a pornographer.

I just can't smile at people for money.

In New York, people are very overbooked.You say, When do you want to have dinner? It's May. They say, What about October? And then they complain: Oh you can't believe how booked up I am.

It is not true that there is dignity in all work. Some jobs are definitely better than others.

Once you go outside your natural audience, there are tons of people that don't like you.