The other day I read that last year 58 million tourists came to New York ... where a puny eight million people are trying to live. Unless they own a hotel chain, I don't think a single one of these eight million people are happy about this.

I do not think everyone is created equal. In fact, I know they're not. [The Constitution] means that everyone should have the same laws as everyone else. It doesn't mean that everyone's as smart or as cute or as lucky as everyone else.

The main symptom of falling in love is that you lose your intellectual prowess.

Forcing people into a situation where they're supposed to adore each other is probably bad. But letting people get on and off the 6 train without stabbing each other, that's good.

I never would start writing before midnight and I would finish at, like, seven in the morning.

The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.

All style is personal - that's what distinguishes it from fashion.