The Word Lady: Most Often Used to Describe Someone You Wouldn't Want to Talk to for Even Five Minutes.

I'm sure that being sober all these years accounts for my ill humor.

Writing pornography is deadly, nothing duller. I mean a toll-taker has a more exciting life than a pornographer.

Instead of writing it wrong six times and then writing it right, I think it wrong six times and then write it right the seventh time.

I hate all jobs. I've never had a job I liked.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

The other day I read that last year 58 million tourists came to New York ... where a puny eight million people are trying to live. Unless they own a hotel chain, I don't think a single one of these eight million people are happy about this.