When I was young, I liked romance. But to me, romance is the opposite of domestic life. I just don't want anyone in the apartment, not for longer than a few hours.

Your responsibility as a parent is never great as the case is with the mother.

You sit or stand in the subway, and you look around - I do, because I don't have a phone so I'm not playing a game - and you see people.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

Japanese food is very pretty and undoubtedly a suitable cuisine in Japan, which is largely populated by people of below average size. Hostesses hell-bent on serving such food to occidentals would be well advised to supplement it with something more substantial and to keep in mind that almost everybody likes french fries.

You're only as good as your last haircut.