To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
Fran LebowitzThe Italians are the most civilized people. And they're very warm. Basically, they're Jews with great architecture.
Fran LebowitzOne [New York] eatery is a remodeled diner that looks like what Busby Berkeley would have done if only he hadn't had the money.
Fran Lebowitz[On the writers she admires:] I prefer dead writers, because I don't see them at parties.
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