To me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab.

Children are much less annoying [than adults] and they never start trends.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

It's very disheartening to encounter a fearful twenty-one year old. They haven't earned the right to be that afraid. It's not like we're living in war-torn Bosnia or something.

Donald Trump is not my fault. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump.

I hate writing. I will do anything to avoid it. The only way I could write less was if I was dead.

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.