All of television's appalling, but this is hardly a new statement.

I have a double policy, which would also solve immigration: I would stand at the border of New York City and I would say, "You can come here to live, but you can't come here to visit."

I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.

Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.

Tolerance is really a better thing than understanding. Because it doesn't agitate against human nature.

You sit or stand in the subway, and you look around - I do, because I don't have a phone so I'm not playing a game - and you see people.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.