American women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.

Now people need special costumes to ride bicycles. I mean, a helmet, what, are you an astronaut??

The only appropriate response to the question, 'Can I be frank?' is, 'Yes, if I can be Barbara.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

It's very disheartening to encounter a fearful twenty-one year old. They haven't earned the right to be that afraid. It's not like we're living in war-torn Bosnia or something.

I, unfortunately, take the subway a lot. It's not my preference, but it is my lot in life.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.