If, while watching the sun set on a used-car lot in Los Angeles, you are struck by the parallels between this image and the inevitable fate of humanity, do not, under any circumstances, write it down.

The only appropriate response to the question, 'Can I be frank?' is, 'Yes, if I can be Barbara.

Democracy is an interesting, even laudable, notion and there is no question but that when compared to Communism, which is too dull, or Fascism, which is too exciting, it emerges as the most palatable form of government.

White grapes are very attractive but when it comes to dessert people generally like cake with icing.

People who get married because they're in love make a ridiculous mistake. It makes much more sense to marry your best friend. You like your best friend more than anyone you're ever going to be in love with. You dont choose your best friend because they have a cute nose.

The good thing about being in someone else's apartment is it's so much easier to leave than it is to get someone out.

No one earns $100 million. You steal $100 million.